bromidity

The moisture residue that accomulates on a plastic or leather chair after a man sits down for awhile in an air conditioned room and then gets up to leave. Even though the pants are not wet, moisture manifests itself because of the difference in temperature of the cool chair and the hot.. ummm..crotch.

Brad: Have a seat in my cool office... you look hot from being outside all day.
Richie: Thanks man.
A few minutes pass..
Richie: Well, I gotta go! He stands up..
Brad: Whoa dude! That's a lot of bromidity on my chair there!
Richie: That's wierd; my pants aren't wet either!?

by BeHugeNow January 21, 2012

Bromon

The rare subculture of the religious group related to Mormonism in which an individual has personal or fashion characteristics that reflect the bro culture while still adhering to the moral guidelines of the Mormon faith. Essentially they are comprised of one part bro, one part Mormon, and are confined to the state of Utah. Unlike the typical All American bro that solely feeds off of protein shakes, Natty Ice, and Chipotle, the bromon still adheres to the, "Word of Wisdom" meaning they abstain from consuming alcohol, tea, and anything else that the devil has tainted. Following the Mormon opposition of tattoos a true Bromon will not bear the common tribal insignia or crucifix tattoos of a bro, therefore making it at times more difficult to identify them. Bromons, similar to bros, spend a female amount of money on their cloths, making it so that they can be spotted by their dress: hats worn at an angle, no fear or Tapout shirts (with or without sleeves), shorts to provide a reason for leg days, and long socks that have the Nike logs that matches the color of another article of clothing. Common to other bros the Bromon will not pass up the chance to check himself out on any shiny surface, and will naturally flex in front of any mirror. Essentially they are all that is a bro except they slay bible versus instead of beer and chicks.

Beer me that Bible, I'm going to go chillax with those Bromons after I pound some bible versus.

by JBell237 July 23, 2015

Bromoto

A mixed alcoholic beverage with a simple juice, gatorade, or whatever is in your fridge

"Dude where are you?" on the phone
"Inside making a bromoto"
"Can you make me one? i'm tryna get fucked up"
" Yeah, lemon lime gatorade? "
"for sure"

by juj7 November 22, 2015

Bromophobe

some one who is bromophobic (will avoid plans with the bros to spend time with his girlfriend, or be against certain bro interactions )

Scenario 1
Bro 1 - should we ask Ben if he wants to come out with the boys tonight
Bro 2 - Nah bro, haven't you heard, ever since hes started seeing that chick hes become a real bromophobe

Scenario 2

Bro 1 - *Hugs Bro 2*
Bro 3 - that was gay

Bro 2 - whoa, dont need to be so bromophobic

by Bepis the Boy May 29, 2019

bromide

a friend; especially a relatively close one.

Big Poncho, that's my bromide.

by PonchoZilla August 6, 2022

bromo-dragonfly

An extremely potent psychedelic hallucinogenic drug related to the phenethylamine family.
The toxicity of Bromo-DragonFLY appears to be fairly high for humans when taken in doses above the therapeutic range, with reports of at least five deaths believed to have resulted from Bromo-DragonFLY reported in Norway, Sweden, Denmark and the United States. Laboratory testing has confirmed that in October 2009, a batch of Bromo-Dragonfly was distributed, mislabeled as the related compound 2C-B-FLY, which is around 20x less potent than BDF by weight. This mistake is believed to have contributed to several lethal overdoses and additional hospitalizations. The batch implicated in these deaths also contained significant synthesis impurities, which may have contributed to the toxicity.

Guy 1: I bought some 2C-B-FLY on the internet, cant wait for it to arrive!
Guy 2: Be really careful, it might not be 2C-B-FLY but

bromo-dragonfly which is much stronger and active at very lower doses than 2C-B-FLY! Get that shit tested or you might just end up hospitalized or even dead!!!!!

by Duncan79 December 12, 2009

Bromophobic

A person who is creeped out by another's bromance.

When I told John I was a big GSP fan, he got all creeped out. I had no idea he was bromophobic.

by Nate LaVelle August 11, 2011