Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.

The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia

by H0oHa April 3, 2011

barometer poop

When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.

Man, I just had a barometer poop -- The weather must be getting shitty.

by nonfish September 29, 2014

bromeditated murder

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro

girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.

by brotographer September 24, 2009

Bromergency

An event which is top priority involving your bro being in a state of emergency. When all things must be set aside for one bro to save another.

Dude, we have to go right now, Devin's car died. Its a total bromergency!

by kkrzykdn June 14, 2010

bromit

When you burp and almost vomit at the same time.

Suzanne turned to Briana and said, "I think that Coke just made me bromit."

by Bri&Suz July 20, 2008

Bombay barometer

That miraculous sensor situated in the anal tract that enables the operator to determine whether the chamber is loaded with gas or solid matter, before risking a fart. The Bombay barometer may give faulty readings when, for example, swamped by large quantities of beer and curry, with disastrous results.

"Who dropped the dark blockbuster? Smells like someone's Bombay barometer failed!"

by bromp January 20, 2009

Brome

When you and your bro get dome at the same time within the near vicinity of each other

Bro 1: These two bitches are thir$ty as fuck

Bro 2: Yo bro, let's get some brome tonight

by mag1cm1ke May 28, 2014