not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

Bright

Its a word Jamaican used when you get out of hand

Yuh too Bright

Example 1

Sam: I didn't know you kiss a madman.

Pam: you too bright, I wouldn't

by dictonary-friend August 12, 2020

Mr.Brightside

Mr.Brightside:

Someone who goes through horrible times, and still thinks positive.

"Atleast you're Mr.Brightside."

by JADE*** afi February 12, 2005

Bridgette

Bridgette is definitely a keeper. She usually has brown hair and brown eyes. She really is single most of the time so don't be afraid to ask her out she probably won't reject you.

Wow, I love Bridgette

by #ABIYS January 15, 2017

Bridget

Bridget is usually nice and beautiful. She can lift your day with her niceness. She loves music and is very bright. She's above average and athletic. She has a fantastic smile. She has long hair and hazel eyes, and skinny and tall. She's also happy and is up for anything. She is a great friend. If you are friends with her, feel lucky! She's one of a kind!

Look at that girl playing the drums, she's a Bridget.

by Sam Moseburger February 8, 2014

brighton secondary college

Brighton secondary college, or brighton sec is also known as the biggest shit hole in melbourne, full of tryhard lads, and dumb sluts.

"oh he went to brighton secondary college?", what a gay cunt!

by zxsdcfvgbhnjmk December 26, 2014

Bridgette

A girl who is nice and energetic.She likes to play hard to get, but when you finally win her over it'll be worth it.She loves to see scary movies and make people laugh.

Wow, I wish I was like Bridgette.

by Bridgette_stout December 22, 2014