South African:

n. 5 Litre Box Wine; KWV

In South Africa wine distributers often package surplus wine in 5 litre boxes. Algoa Park is a poor urban area of Port Elizabeth where unemployment is rife.

"There goes another hobo with his Algoa Park Briefcase."

"When you're down, the Algoa Park Briefcase keeps you down."

Algoa Park Briefcase by Clinton Croix September 6, 2004

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Glasgow Briefcase

A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.

Look at his glasgow briefcase, it's one of those designer Asda ones

Glasgow Briefcase by pink chris August 9, 2004

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Dutch Briefcase

That horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. The smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.

Girl: Oh god, what's that stink?
Guy: 'Oh shit, I musta Dutch Briefcased in the bathroom...'

Dutch Briefcase by PhoenixGamer13 December 7, 2011

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The Briefcase

This is an act in which a male braids a woman’s hair to her ass hair and proceeds to carry her like a briefcase

Me and this girl tried the briefcase last night and now her asshole is inside out

The Briefcase by Superpooperscooper February 28, 2021

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