A twilight is a emo biatch.
All bitches are going crazy over the twilight books and movie and shit.
But twilight is such a bunch of whiny emo biatches, what ever happen to badasses vampires? now all they do is complain about their feelings. And what about vampires don’t fry in sunlight anymore! So instead of frying in direct sunlight, they sparkles unnaturally like small sad diamonds, shit! Thank goth that robert is a pretty shining disco bowl or else i had left the cinema on a drop of a hat. Yea i haven't read the books, but fuck those damn books! Stop readig that shit. Use your own fucking mind and make up a better story. I fuck the teenage romance between a 100-year old pathetic vampire ass and a 17-year old frikkin emo kid.
All bitches are going crazy over the twilight books and movie and shit.
But twilight is such a bunch of whiny emo biatches, what ever happen to badasses vampires? now all they do is complain about their feelings. And what about vampires don’t fry in sunlight anymore! So instead of frying in direct sunlight, they sparkles unnaturally like small sad diamonds, shit! Thank goth that robert is a pretty shining disco bowl or else i had left the cinema on a drop of a hat. Yea i haven't read the books, but fuck those damn books! Stop readig that shit. Use your own fucking mind and make up a better story. I fuck the teenage romance between a 100-year old pathetic vampire ass and a 17-year old frikkin emo kid.
by †reptilicus† March 16, 2009
Get the twilight biatch mug.Prison term used to define the way homosexual inmates wear their boxer shorts; they wear them backwards for easy access.
Officer notices that inmate exits the shower area with his boxers on backwards, indicating that there has been some recent homosexual activity or such is imminent involving the inmate. Inmate is wearing his bitch britches to advertise he's open for business.
by Sweetbabycorn September 18, 2008
Get the Bitch Britches mug.Coolest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He has the largest penis in the universe. He's probably fucked your mother...multiple times.
Liam neeson is bratcher
by enik the altrusion villison August 2, 2011
Get the Bratcher mug.Baggy pants worn by young men that hang low on the hips and have a crotch down to the knees. The wearer looks all for the world like he has has a load of shit in his britches (or breeches, if you prefer).
My nephew came by the other day wearing shit britches. They fit so poorly, the lad could hardly walk.
by Baby Hughy September 21, 2004
Get the Shit britches mug.by Flatbush King December 21, 2016
Get the Bratchet mug.by HookTheGamer October 16, 2020
Get the Britch mug.OMG, Giuliana totally pulled on the bitch britches today!
UGH, look at that Michelle with her big green bitch britches all up in her donk!
UGH, look at that Michelle with her big green bitch britches all up in her donk!
by stinkyunicorntrousers March 27, 2009
Get the bitch britches mug.