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Cross between a broad and a bitch.

Dude 1: "Have you see those broatches on the Jersey Shore?"
Dude 2: "No, I don't watch that filth, I prefer quality programming like "Dancing with the Stars", or "TMZ"

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broatch by ImDanBitch December 24, 2010

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Broitch

A friend/brother whos also a bitch. Usually used in pleasant circumstances.

Dude A: I just helped myself to some of your food
Dude B: You Broitch!

Broitch by Mj The Masian August 17, 2009

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broatch • broach • brotch • Bratchet • bratch • broath • broitch • Bratching • Boatch • Briatch

grahzny bratchny

Nadsat slang for "Dirty Bastard" from A Clockwork Orange

"Shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay" Oh gee, someone is listening to Ole' Grahzny Bratchny

grahzny bratchny by Slutmuffinnumberfour February 5, 2014

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briatch

A portmanteau of the words "brat" and "bitch".

Usually used to denote a very immature, highly manipulative, usually malignant narcissistic, toxic adult human female.

Would someone tell that crazy briatch to stop causing drama to get more attention, for crying out loud! Remind her, it ain't all about her, others have feelings too.

briatch by SuElTigre September 8, 2022

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Broach

Broach is basically slang for roach but the roach is a homie so we cannot hurt him.

Jarred: yo wth you got a roach on your wall

Jonathan: don’t worry that’s just the broach.

Broach by Sean Jean April 7, 2019

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Broath

Past tense to breath

Yesterday I took a deep broath of that fresh, smog-free air.

Broath by spjr19 March 1, 2019

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Brotch Time

When two or more guys combine their bro time along with bitch time together to maximize the efficiency of their time allotted to chill.

In order to make the best of their short weekend, Zac and his main man Spencer chilled with their bitches for some quality brotch time.

Brotch Time by supajacked January 31, 2012

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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