bradytard

- an NFL fan that exaggerates Tom Brady’s role in team accomplishments & relies on narrative over facts to create a verifiably false narrative that Tom Brady has had to do more heavy lifting for his team over his career than is actually verifiable with facts

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s production and abilities as an NFL QB primarily based on statistical data or facts that are the result of things outside of Tom Brady’s role as QB

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s perception as a professional athlete in order to side-step the fact that he is inferior to his peers when it comes to his level of performance that he actually has control over, I.E. passing, taking sacks, throwing INTs, points per drive on offense, etc.

Saying “Tom Brady does the most with less” or “Tom Brady could throw for 4,000 yards with random people off the street” is a typical Bradytard statement.

by JPMRRJr21118 March 22, 2021

Tom Fuckin' Brady

When you're so damn good, you're like 2x NFL MVP and 4x Super Bowl champ Tom Brady

He's like Tom Fuckin' Brady out there

by tFb49 May 19, 2016

Brady Potter

THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE WORLD, GOOGLE HIS NAME AND U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!! I SWEAR, even if ur a guy like chill and give another dude a compliment because DAMN. He is dating the YouTuber ‘Larrey’ and has his own YouTube channel WHERE U CAN SEE HIS HOTNESS LIKE OMFG

Person 1: hey did you see Brady Potter in his new YouTube video?
Person 2: who is that?
Person 1: *pulls up Brady’s pic*
Person 2: GOD DAMN HE IS HOT

by iLikeTurtlesss April 15, 2020

Tom Brady

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.

I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T

by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

brady buncher

1. a person, that resembles one of the family members of the brady bunch, not by looks per se, but mainly by behavior that fits that "perfect, white american" mold.

2. a faggot or a homosexual

3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)

1. just talking to that guy gives me the fuckin creeps. that perfect, tv commercial looking face, with his perfect, slicked haircut, his american eagle outfit from his underwear to his sweater, and his radio commercial voice.. fuckin brady buncher, man.

2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right

3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

wayne brady

1.A funny ass actor on who's line is it anyways

2.A man who makes Bryan Gumble look like Malcome X

Wayne Brady: Does Wayne Brady have to chock a bitch
Random dude: Oh s*** it's Wayne Brady son!

by Sexymullatoboi December 28, 2005

brady bunch

The Bradys. Three boys, three girls, and two parents.

"Check it out! It's the BRADY family! Gee, there's certainly a BUNCH of them."

by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005