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breeding machine

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!
1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
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Breadin

"When your dad calls you constantly to bread you because you are about to become a civil engineer graduate at the end of the school year - OR any other degree for arguments sake"
"Oi dad stop calling my phone and breading me just cos i'm gonna be on buks next year, I swear down man"
by abs fabzz February 8, 2009
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Breeding Club

A nightclub strictly for heterosexuals.
Gage: Hi Janey, wanna go clubbing tonight?

Janey: Ok, but you're gay and I don't want to go to Feathers in the Village.

Gage: No problem, we'll go to a breeding club.
by Cool Daddy T April 11, 2011
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jack braiding

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by not josh ok bye October 29, 2019
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Breddin

The act of purposefully 'up selling' an item, person, yourself or style of dress, especially if it is: a) untrue b) a way of getting one-self into a particular crowd. c) to look 'hard'
Person 1: He doesn't know about me I'll shank him innit, come round here thinkin hes a hard man innit.

Person 2: What are you talking about you live in oxford, it's hardly a ghetto. And you dont have a 'crew' not that you know what one is ... and where did you get that accent from?

Person 1: Nah man them boys dont know about this yeah, I can take them.

Person 2: Why you breddin?
by Doll ... January 21, 2009
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Bridie

A girl with an amazing smile, subtly beautiful and with a great taste in music. She sometimes has a horrible customer service job that she complains about constantly but you know she loves it. Bridie will be a weird girlfriend; but if she is with you she likes you, she wouldn't put up with anything but the best. Bridie likes floral dresses, shopping and having musician boyfriends. She likes old fashioned things, being wined and dined but don't be fooled she is amazing in bed and would never turn down a good romp.
John: wow sarah, last night you were such a Bridie
by hendrix1969 November 9, 2010
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zebra breeding party

When White Male Bulls breed black women at an orgy specifically designed as a breeding party
John went to his first zebra breeding party knowing he was going to be filling many lucky black women with his potent sperm so they could finally get pregnant. His history of 12 successful breeding sin the past 6 months made him an instant invite.
by Xal69 July 4, 2018
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