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female-brained

A slur against individuals who generally replace logic in decision-making with emotion, are hypergamous in mate selection, and do not understand the concepts of honor and shame.

Psychological differences include: sensitivity to social cues (emotional), follow social trends/groupthink(diet trends, self-harm, astrology, etc.), less competitive(choose gender studies over STEM fields), less direct in speech and rely on "hints", and are 3x more talkative compared to male-brained individuals.

Anatomical brain differences include: 10% smaller brain volume, decreased IQ variation, perform worse on visuo-spatial tasks and better on verbal tasks, and 2x more likely to develop depression/PTSD.
In terms of speaking with female-brained individuals, do not expect a well-thought out, logical answer. One might expect an answer related to social norms in response to criticism (e.g "you're short, lol").
by ;;;''' May 16, 2021
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Brawndo

The generic term referring to an energy drink, provided it contains copious amounts of caffeine and sugar. The presence of low calorie sweeteners automatically disqualify a drink from this definition. Adding extra value to this type of beverage are certain nearly undefinable ingredients including sodium hexametaphosphate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, and cyanocobalamin.
Technician 1: "I can barely stay awake, want to go get a brawndo?"

Technician 2: "Sounds good. I hope they have Full Throttle brawndo, it's my favorite"

Technican 1: "Yeah, I also like Amp brawndo for its mellow smoothness. Let's go!!"
by navindpaul January 30, 2010
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getting brained

To "get head" or in other words having a chick suck your dick. An ebonics term
by Brettley June 11, 2003
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Branned

Extremely vulgar way of saying 'fucked'. It holds every negative connotation ever conceived by man and is the most insulting word.
Person 1: Thats fucked up
Person 2: No it's not, it's branned.

S: That guy is such a bran
J: Yeah, he seriously can't teach
Ray: Wheres your homwok?
by Pairs of three guys December 22, 2008
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Dee Browned It

When you are having sex with a girl, and she is not as attractive as you'd wish she was, but you would like to pretend that she's absolutely gorgeous. You bury your face into your arm, just as Dee Brown did when he won the 1991 NBA Slam Dunk Contest, as a Boston Celtic, with the "no-look" dunk, while you are on top missionary style. You hide your face in your arm, close your eyes, and pretend that it is someone else that you are having sex with, always much hotter than the cow that you're doing.

An alternative usage is when you have no money left to your name, but use your credit card instead with reckless abandon, closing your eyes and swiping it without concern of what you can really afford.
Pete: How'd it go with that fat cow you picked up the last night?

Scott: Pretty good actually, I ended up Dee Browning it and pretended it was Jenna Jameson the whole time, even though we both know she looked a lot like Rosie O'Donnell. It all feels the same when the lights are out.

alternate example:

Pete: How'd you afford that new T.V.? You haven't worked in months.

Scott: Not to worry bro, I just Dee Browned it on the card. Who cares? I don't. Let them banks come and get me.
by southsidewaterman May 4, 2009
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Hare Brained

A person having the intelligence of a rabbit.

An idea or philosophy that a rabbit could have conjured up
George W. Bush was the most hare brained President we ever had

Who ever came up with the hare brained idea of a burial vault?
by Stefonamus April 2, 2010
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brained out

Doing a lot of things that require your brain.
Tomorrow has to be all business. 10am office hours for chemistry, then study 3 chapters of psychology. I’m going to be so brained out.
by dramastace May 21, 2016
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