Branson

A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs

Have you seen the cute guy over there?
Yeah that’s Branson

by Nit today bulldog September 14, 2019

braapstick

An abnormally large penis.

Hey check out Andrews braapstick it's the size of a gillete can!!

by QuadPodIndustries October 28, 2009

brap

The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC). Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission.

"My word said the vicar, that anal exclamation was right off the brapometer"

by EssBen March 5, 2008

brahstifarian

a brahstifarian is a person that's your bro thats also a stoner. (i Dont take credit for this my friend Matt made it up)

guy 1 - sup brah?!?
guy 2 - not much my brahstifarian.

by evilpaint2050 February 10, 2009

branson

a series of clones that all wear glasses

hey you have glasses, you're a Branson

by beanworm March 5, 2020

Bradstreet

A nordic mythical character whose charm and charisma were unrivalled for seven generation, before the onset of the Golden Age of New; when all worldy values were replaced by the moon god Envio.

"That man has Bradstreet-like style"

by FreezeFrame June 7, 2004

alcohol-fuelled bragster

A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.

Alfonse is usually so quiet, but after a few Zimas he turns into an alcohol-fuelled bragster and won't stop talking about his new laser HDTV.

by yakiwchuk December 9, 2008