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brainstipation

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010
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brainection

when two people simultaneously think of the same thing and it is said by either one of them , the other one can point out the fact that he/she was thinking of the same thing, therefore a brainection has been obtained.
joe - dude we should totally ditch the function and smoke up.
brian- dude ! i was thinking of the same thing!
joe - haha brainection bro!
by whoyourmomwaswithlastnight;) December 25, 2010
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Brainstorming

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.
Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.
by Candi Carats July 5, 2022
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Brainlet

A fucking idiot. Typically a libtard. Few can return from brainlet status. Despacito.
My nigga just stuck his dick in my mf ear hole in front of my momma mfw that nigga fatty and a brainlet.
by Carter_smartboye July 12, 2018
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bailfest

When a large group of people decide to bail on a event/party to the point where no one bothers. The outcome is an evident lack of potential and weak strength of the LADpack.
"You going to that party later?"

"Nah, sounds like a bit of a bailfest"
by evnuefwegbrgt July 9, 2012
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brainless

Joao is brainless because he’s doesn’t have a brain
by eimaikoukla September 22, 2018
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Brainless ninny

What dear dumb diary said
by Dumbviper March 12, 2019
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