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boyfriend

the man who is there for you when you are sick or upset, the man you KNOW you want to spend the rest of your life with. someone who loves you enough that even when you make a huge mistake takes you back because he knows you love each other deep down. A friend and someone who you introduce to anyone important to you
by Heather + Ceejay <3 October 11, 2008
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boyfriend

someone who uncontrollably loves you and would give you the word. they are someone who gives you nicknames, loves showing you off, loves you and never leaves even on your worst days, is always happy for you, gives you his hoodie, is protective of you and brings you food. boyfriends like this you never want to lose and should never mistreat cause you'll probably never find anyone like them again.
random guy: hey, maybe I could get ur number and we could hang out ;)
girl: naaaaaah, I got a boyfriend
by always_tired November 19, 2019
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Boyfriend

1. A fleeting paradox in which deference is made to a single man for the reason of supposed affection and loyalty; neither of which generally hold up in the said relationship, which ironically excludes anyone in the friend zone.

2. Human ATM machine.

3. Euphemism for "Guy I wanna fuck continually".

4. Male bitch.
"I don't understand the concept of 'boyfriend'. They're always men, and never "just a friend". I mean... He is a 'boy-friend' after all, so I'm still quite confused by all this. Can someone explain?"

"They're our source for dick and cash, when we don't want to look like whores."

"We all want to bone attractive people of the opposite sex. How does doing it more than the average person make you a whore?"

"Boyfriends are necessary in society, kiddo. Being human isn't very popular with people who fail at life."
by Barry the MOTHERFUCKING PIRATE September 26, 2008
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boyfriended

to have a boyfriend, to be in the relationship
I am boyfriended = I have a boyfriend
by Adoriya December 15, 2008
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Boyfriend

The title a male must have to get full access to nipples.
Guy: "Hey, I'm just trying to get a little nip action over here."
Girl: "I think you need a certain title to get access to those bad boys... like my boyfriend."
by The Maker of Sandwiches November 5, 2011
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Boyfriend

Boyfriends are the one person you can trust if you can´t go to your family,but most of all they love you for you not your body,but your love.
I love my boyfriend because he´s awesome.
by Gracie Tucker June 5, 2018
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Boyfriend

Someone who annoys the living hell out of you, but has his moments of sweetness.
Girlfriend: Why do I even bother going out with you? You're always late, you annoy the living hell out of me, you're arro--
Boyfriend: *presents a rose*
Girlfriend: --Awwwww.
by Swolfe.M January 20, 2009
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