hitting botox

to feel tired; exhausted

Its been a long night at the club, I am really hitting botox right now

by rugtug8000 January 3, 2020

botoxymoron

someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.

"Poor Melanie Griffith, she's such a botoxymoron. Bitch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head."

by westward ho June 18, 2007

botox forehead

Term for obvious botox in the forehead- seen when one shows expression, only the very top of the forehead crinkles, the rest is waxy smooth and doesn't move.

Hey, honey, you missed a spot with your botox forehead- it's still moving at the top!

by kitters February 8, 2013

BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.

My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!

by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009

BOTOD

Ball On Top Of Dick - BOTOD is a rare medical condition of having testicles on top of the penis. This poses major problems during sexual intercourse due to the position of the testicles. Unfortunately, doggy style, the cowgirl, the reverse cowgirl, the helicopter and the pogo stick cannot be achieved without major testicular discomfort. BOTOD is only left with the Missionary position much to the disappointment of their sexual partner. Men and boys with BOTOD should wear athletic supporters upside down when they play sports.

It's so hot outside that Sean's BOTOD looks like Beagle ears.

by Whiteyboy11 July 7, 2018

Botoq

A Botoq is an angry usually beefy muscular Russian man. He is feared by many, and lives off Beef Sticks and Protein Shakes. He is Broad shouldered and easily pushes through crowds like a bulldozer. He also usually has burglar stubble.

“Look at that Botoq” “Hopefully he doesn’t step on anyone today”

by Psyschilic October 29, 2020

botormoat

A "reverse motorboat". Achieved by burying one's face between a supple set of buttcheeks and rapidly shaking the head from side to side. Optionally, one may purse the lips and blow out while botormoating to emulate the sound made by a motorboat's engine.

Johnny's girlfriend didn't have much of a chest, so he flipped her over and botormoated her.

by Ronald Jeremy Hyatt December 20, 2009