borefriend

Typically a beta male AFC (average frustrated chump) who is usually a very boring, needy, possessive and jealous to his girlfriend. Kind of a nice guy.

This kind of man has very few qualities that women find attractive, and women usually stick around only until their options open up, when they opt for a more suitable alpha male.

Jenny dumped her borefriend for that PUA dude.

John is the alpha dude who liberated Ayako from her borefriend.

by X-fireDude January 19, 2009

bonefestival

A carnal experience of outstanding sexual performance. Usually involves three or more people.

"Dude, this birthday party is turning into a serious bonefestival!"

by Al-Mac May 23, 2008

Bose

An acronym for a company which uses unreliable and substandard materials to create a stereo which disintegrates after short sustained use (about 3.2 seconds) at about 50 dB, then packages it in a pretty casing and surrounds it with marketing which is comparable to the Nixon '68 campaign in which he claimed he had "secret" solutions to our problems, so also does this company claim to have "secret" technology through planetary domination.

Stands for "Buy Our Shitty Equipment," or "Buy Other Sound Equipment"

by Joey B. June 21, 2005

Bosed

To drown out an annoying sound using noise reducing headphones.

"The guy next to me on the plane would not stop trying to sell me on his pyramid marketing scheme, so I bosed him"

"Dude, if you don't shut up so I can work, I'm going to have to bose you."

by CharlesG January 3, 2008

bossfucker

Someone at work, mostly capable of almost nothing, still getting the best positions. All this because of being the boss' friend, being a brown-nosed suckup. He even doesn't fear to lie around about other employees to reach his goal.

- "How come he became foreman? He's too stupid to wipe his own ass, he needs an instruction guide to tie his shoes!"
- "Well, ya know, he's a bossfucker"

by Dighneaubendah June 3, 2012

bosfugal

when you do a poo and it breaks the water seal in the toilet before it breaks.

I am feeling emotionally and physically tired. I just did an enormous bosfugal.

by fentoine September 25, 2014

bosey

Something / someone that is boss. Super cool, incredibly awesome, great, amazing. Mega fly.

Carrie, that lad is so bosey.

Apaz that buttermilk chicken is bosey.

by Raaahkeeee October 11, 2019