what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.
Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960
Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.
Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960
Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
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Having so much time alone that you have watched all of the free porn online that you like and don't even feel like it anymore.
David: Wow man, you had the whole day alone! What did you do?
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David: Bro, I know what you mean.
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
David: Bro, I know what you mean.
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