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broomstickjockey

one who sticks broomsticks in their ass for amusement
one who enjoys straight and stiff objects in their anus
Vix:would you like to meet my broomstickjockey friend boris?
Chris: why yes ofcourse i would, just let me turn down my alexisonfire.
by vix633 September 27, 2005
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fatty boomsticks

Orginin - South African
Derived from a childrens' song designed to tease fat people tilted "Hey Fatty Boomsticks".
Lyrics - 'Hey Fatty boomsticks...sweet sugar dumplings...just because you're so big and fat...don't think I'm afraid of that....hey fatty boomsticks....sweet sugar dumplings....
Believed to reference the size of the legs of the fat person (their sticks). Which make a boom boom sound each time they take a step - thus fatty boom sticks
Hey, fatty boomsticks, out the way, you're blocking the light (sun).

We better all get some food before boomsticks gets here or there won't be any left.

Heffer,Two-ton Tessa,tidechanger,boom boom,tons of fun
by fuhnboy2 March 27, 2009
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Broomstick Jenner

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.
Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)
by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020
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high velocity boom stick

A peacemaker and/ or problem solver, otherwise known as a gun.
Hey you can’t talk about guns here”
“Boy im boutta gitcha wit ma high velocity boom stick
by Maybeperhapsso April 23, 2021
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Bootytickled

When you get butthurt & take things up the Butt.

(Guala & Crystal started this in 2015)
I’m bootytickled.”
by guac2300 July 30, 2019
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Bootytickled

The act of being extremely "butthurt"

Usually one is bootytickled because they lack a sense of humor or are just easily offended.
"Dude, she's kinda a bitch, don't cha think?"

"Woah! she is not a bitch! You're just jealous! Leave her alone, dick."

"Wow. You didn't have to get so bootytickled about it."
by Lamesauce11 November 4, 2011
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Bedknobs and Broomsticks

An old Disney movie about some kids that fly around on a magic bed and have adventures, or: when your girlfriend ties you facedown to the bedposts on Date Night and jams a broomstick up your ass.
Wayne: How was date night on Saturday?
Me: Me and Sonia played Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Wayne: How did that go?
Me: Not very good.
by Shawn the Plumber July 24, 2017
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