Chode Bonger

An insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. It's a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. This insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.

Mort: "Dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?"

Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."

Mort: "......."

by Jipums August 25, 2009

bonkekadowlontoi

Suck my dick, bitch!

I want you to bonkekadowlontoi :)

by MFNHAYZ April 5, 2017

Bongery

An assortment of high quality water pipes; a smokers boutique.

I just had the most amazing smoking experience EVER thanks to Bongery.com!

by BONGERY November 1, 2019

Quantilius Bongel

A god of gods, the prophet, the pimp, the honey badger of hell, he is HIM

I wish I was like Quantilius Bongel

by Quantilius October 12, 2022

Bongknocker

A Bongknocker is an entity (human or animal) who would rather run through your bong, knocking it over, spilling the water and potentially breaking it, as apposed to walking around it respectfully and gracefully.

"Who spilled the bong!? ROXY! You BONGKNOCKER! BAD DOG!"

by Korrpse Fiddlah November 23, 2009

Moose bonger

Swedish slang for a semi erection.

"I can't get out of bed just yet bro, i've got a bit of a moose bonger. Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day... Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day...."

"I got a moose bonger in church earlier, it was embarrasing to the fullest extent"

"I could have shagged her, but I was so pissed I only managed a moose bonger!"

by C. Amos February 10, 2008

bongka

n - vodka or any other spirit used in place off bong water.

(THC resin is alcohol soluable not water soluable)

"Dude, if you drink your BONGKA, you can get high and drunk at the same time!"

by Scott Tyler August 3, 2006