bay area bonanza

when you are about to cum, you tell her to close her eyes because you are about to shoot. then, when she has her eyes closed and her mouth wide open, you turn around and take a crap right in her mouth.

damn dawg, last night i was with your bitch laquisha, and i dumped my bay area bonanza right in her mouth!

by sam lindley January 5, 2008

bojanglin

v. bullshitting, procrastinating.

Originated in the South.

Man I'm trying to eat, quit bojanglin so we can leave.

by GCURIOUS1 January 25, 2008

Betty Bojangles

A pair of testicles or nut sack.

"Why don't I pop an Alka-Seltzer in my mouth and gargle your Betty Bojangles"

by D. Bittick July 25, 2007

Sweaty Bojangles

The act of a male tap dancing nude with his sweaty testicles dangling over someones face.

That poor girl was just minding her business and that dude gave her a sweaty bojangles!

by Techamongous February 3, 2010

boning marathon

A boning marathon is an incredibly erotic time when a couple has tremendous sex for extended periods of time. A boning marathon often lasts for upwards of two hours. It takes indredible endurance from both the man and the woman. A boning marathon is often started after alot of drinking. As we all know, drunks last longer....if not forever. You can usually identify the participants of a boning marathon by their walk. They usually walk a little funny after hours and hours of hoTT sex.

My girlfriend and I got drunk and ended up having a two hour boning marathon.......hoTT!!!

by Levee mayor February 14, 2010

bodangle

bodangle shiney, dangly object, usually found hanging, or dangling from jewlery, handbags or other items. (bo-dang-le)

Dude, that necklace has a huge bodangle.

Did you see those bodangles hanging off that bag?

The jewlery part of Forever 21 is a bodanglery.

That Gem Sweater is bodangled out!

by Alyson Clair June 23, 2008

bonage

1. used to describe one's chance (in percentage usually) ov having a sexual encounter; is now a part ov the weather forecast as it is scientifically proven to be in direct relation to the weather

weatherman
"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009