BMW

BMW: 'Born Moderately Wealthy'
'Brings Me Women'
'Broke My Wallet'
'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder'
'Best Motorcycle Worldwide'
'Bring Money With you'
'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels'
'Big Money'
'Business Money and Women'

One Fine Vehicle but like most others I cannot afford to buy one.
Here comes Tom again, showing off in the BMW
by BMWs September 14, 2006
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Bags more women.
Rob has a bmw persona because he has a bigger cock and a better job.
by auditti September 25, 2010
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DAMN look at that bmw, I wanna take her for a spin.

Damn Mike has a BMW, when he took of his shirt i was like dayymmnnn.
by Sarah Lynette April 04, 2010
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Beautifully Made Wheels:

Great car. None can come close to the engineering perfection, power and performance of a BMW. Not only does this vehicle have exceptional quality but the dealership and BMW Corporation as a whole treat their customers like GOLD. You wouldnt even believe the extras and perks you get with this car. They go above and beyond for their customers. Ive owned regular vehicles and luxury and all I can say is there is a huge difference. To the guy who says BMW treats their customers like crap, obviously you've never had the privelege of owning one these vehicles and are suffering from BMW envy. Dont worry ,maybe one day when you youll be to afford one to, but i doubt it. In the meantime maybe you should keep posting fradulent definitions for a car you have never driven and probably will never be able to afford.
This car is a sure thing. If you have the cash, buy it..it sure is worth it.
BMW...Goes beyond customers expectations. Trust me, I actually own one- unlike these clowns.
by Proud BMW Owner November 22, 2006
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Break My Windows -
Cos people without BMW's smash them up out of pure jealousy.
Hey theres a BMW!
Lets go smash it up cos we can't afford one.
by Murray Lewis November 22, 2003
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"Bavarian Motor Works"

Also known as the 'Ultimate Driving Machine'
BUM 1. Shit, Look at that BMW.
BUM 2. Another one of those things? Get a benz.
BUM 1. Why? A BMW is the Ultimate Driving Machine."
by Digita1 Ecstasy July 09, 2003
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what can i say...shes got control of me...shes a BMW
by pussy bee December 07, 2019
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