The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

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Bozo Blunder

Also known as “The Classic Bozo Blunder,”the Bozo Blunder is a impactful mistake made by the opponent or yourself, usually during a Chess game, that in hindsight was a move that gives the other person a large advantage. Please not that any given mistake is THE Bozo Blunder and not A Bozo Blunder, since each successive Bozo Blunder trumps older ones, seeing as you had the chance to improve but failed, defining the new standard for Bozo’s and Blunders everywhere.

P1: Nxd7 (?!)
P2: Is that really your move?
P1: yeah
P2: Well, that was the CLASSIC Bozo Blunder!
P2: Qxd7 (!!)

by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) January 9, 2024

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boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

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a blunder of interns

A group of more than 2 interns is referred to (often by managers) as a blunder of interns, because of their enormous propensity for incomparable failure.

We were ahead of schedule and under budget until summer break started and a blunder of interns showed up.

by TwinInDisguise April 17, 2019

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