Blunderment

The state of awe experienced after realizing your genius idea was actually incredibly stupid.

“He stood in blunderment, admiring the IKEA bookshelf he’d assembled inside-out.”

by Azeas June 3, 2025

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Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 January 18, 2017

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blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

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_Blendo_ (noun): A whimsical term referring to a confusing or overwhelming situation where things are getting mixed up or "blended" together in a chaotic way, making it hard to see or understand clearly.

I am just overwhelmed with this big blendo blunder project and i definitely need a coffee break .

by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024

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blunder

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner combined into one meal

I missed my Breakfast and Lunch , so im just gonna have blunder today.

by Faeri_nat April 19, 2024

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The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

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