Definitions by TwinInDisguise
Jack of all Ass
To be a jackass so consistently at every opportunity that it becomes your very nature and defines who you are.
Eleanor Shellstrop isn't exclusively a jerk to environmental activists; she's a bona fide jack of all ass.
Jack of all Ass by TwinInDisguise July 8, 2026
Empty your Vowels
The pain of loss was too much, so he went outside in the rain, stared at the sky, raised his fists, and emptied his vowels. (Empty your Vowels)
Empty your Vowels by TwinInDisguise December 5, 2025
satispointed
Ezra wanted to have sex all night, but was satispointed after he nutted once and couldn't get hard again.
satispointed by TwinInDisguise January 5, 2024
a blunder of interns
A group of more than 2 interns is referred to (often by managers) as a blunder of interns, because of their enormous propensity for incomparable failure.
We were ahead of schedule and under budget until summer break started and a blunder of interns showed up.
a blunder of interns by TwinInDisguise April 17, 2019
febreezing a trashcan
An idiom describing an unpleasant activity that someone pretends is tolerable for the sake of productivity.
"Julia tried to put on a kind face, but everyone knew how she truly felt about the situation; she may as well have been febreezing a trashcan."
febreezing a trashcan by TwinInDisguise May 24, 2018