when ur so close to cumming and then the unexpected happens and u have to stop. you feel a horrible pain....oh my god i can barley describe the horror.
man: oh yeah....thats right keep on licking you dirty dirty ho.....
woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!
man: noooooo.....what have i done?!
that was blue balls
woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!
man: noooooo.....what have i done?!
that was blue balls
by peanutphd January 12, 2007
Get the blue ballsmug. A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.
"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
by elliotindigo September 15, 2014
Get the Blue Ballsmug. by Diego September 11, 2003
Get the blue ballsmug. what Papa Smurf always has
Fred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has blue balls.
by Black Wolf December 28, 2005
Get the blue ballsmug. "AW, Fuck dude, last night, my girlfriend was mad at me, and wouldn't jerk me off, i had the biggest hard-on and now i have blue ball.
by sfafas November 10, 2007
Get the blue ballmug. by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
Get the blue ballsmug. by Capn Ben December 28, 2005
Get the Blue Ballsmug.