budget cuts

lowering a community's budget. the reason for all inconveniences in a community, often because there was not enough in the budget to fix it.

Bob:"Why do we have to pay for our napkins at our school cafeteria?" Joe:"Budget cuts, dude. School can't afford shit, so their charging their napkins and other stuff to try and make up for it."

by daman123125 November 6, 2010

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Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.

Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.

by Pbaddy May 15, 2010

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Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

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Ramen Budget

A euphemism for being poor. As Top Ramen can be obtained for a paltry US$0.10/pack, it is widely regarded as the single cheapest meal a human can consume.

"Hey man, want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Can't. I'm on a Ramen Budget."

by icabod May 12, 2004

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