Blowtorch

when you offer to give a blowjob, but instead you bring a blowtorch and burn his dick off

Jim: Hey Mary bj?

Mary: Sure!!!!

(10 minutes later)

Jim: I'm calling the fucking cops you cunf, blowtorching me!!!! Thats twice now!!!!

by sscc2233 May 18, 2011

Dirty Blowtorch

A sexual position in which, after ejaculating inside a woman's anus, the man takes a swig of whiskey or a similar beverage and breathes fire using a lighter, directly onto the woman's buttocks.

Dude, I gave Talia a dirty blowtorch last night!

by LeBootyMaster September 27, 2013

blowtorched

you and a couple homies trying to heat on each other. If you ever saw Yo Mamma, that's what I'm talking about. Also can be defined as blowtorch, blowtorching, etc.

Xavier: This dude's so black, I hear people call him THE SHADOW!

Big Rob: DANG!... this boy got blowtorched!

by pimpmaster25 March 27, 2008

Blowtoid

The act of giving a blow job after having chewed 4 or more altoids. Air from breath makes a cold/ ice sensation.

My girl gave me a blowtoid last night, it was amazing. The breath from her nose hit my shaft everytime she went up it's better than ice!

by Aytee112 January 4, 2010

Blowtox

The short term pout a woman is left with after sucking dick.

Hey Jenny why are u pulling a duck face?
I'm not, its the blowtox left from when I hoovered your stem an hour ago.

by Oh Mugs March 17, 2016

Fuzzy Blowtorch

When you try to start a fire with mouth love.Also known as the Judge Wapner.

Did you catch that episode of Peoples Court yesterday? No. I was getting the old Fuzzy Blowtorch from the neighbor.

by Beardsworth January 8, 2009

blowtie

a common male sartorial affliction; the improperly tied bow tie

He tied yet another blowtie for last night's black tie event.

by Boss Brian May 4, 2009