Blith Statement

The type excuse you make to ditch your friends for someone else whether it be others friends or your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Guy 1: Dang man why'd you cancel the plans for yesterday.

Guy2: I had other things to do at home.

Guy 1: Yeah right, sounds like a Blith Statement.

by KLTL16 December 29, 2020

Blethics

Black ethics; moral ethics of the African American population

Jimmy went to Tina the hooker asking for a discount, however being white, he did not realize it was against her blethics to offer white customers discounts.

by lshim April 16, 2010

BLFTH

Best Lover Friends That Hump!!

Girl: Are you and that guy like BLFTH?

by KL/S/B February 6, 2010

Bloath

'Bloody Oath'

'St George are so good'

'Yeah bloath'

by johnooooooistheman October 3, 2017

blooth

When she scrapes her tooth on your dong and the pain lingers through the entire soul

“Aww fuck you just bloothed me!”

by NikeCumlord January 31, 2023

Damn Blather

The shit that comes out of Dan Rather's mouth.

Dan Rather has mastered the South Park-ian art of eating in reverse!

by Dan Rather shoves the food up his bum and the shit comes out his mouth September 20, 2004

Slot blot

When you get a tattoo of your man's name on your poon but then you have his baby and it gets all f***ed up.

Dale) Yo, your girl got a tramp stamp?

Kenny) Nah, she got a slot blot, though. Before she had the baby it said "Kenny." Now it it says "&€VMg"

Dale) on her stomach?

Kenny) nah, dude. Lower.

by Tammy 2Lips October 15, 2013