to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

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Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

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Blomdigity

A word you say when you have made success, winning.

"Blomdigity we won state championships!!!"

by ♥Zeboink & Friends♥ February 28, 2015

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Blomkey

When a woman is on the toilet doing a shit and the guy is licking her vagina

I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin

by KKK professor Blomkey October 23, 2016

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Blomberg gangbang

A gangbang where the woman getting it is a BBW and from mid west, usually from Wisconsin. This woman usually prefers getting fucked in the ass than in her vagina.

Man 1: Dude, I was in a blomberg gangbang last night
Man 2: Who's the chick?
Man 1: That BBW Leah from Milwaukee that I was sexting. She only wanted to do anal.
Man 2: Lol Leah Blomberg gangbang has a nice ring to it!

by Sam Mill December 30, 2021

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