Blogosapien

A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.

You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.

Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!

by gummer stumps November 24, 2010

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

blouser

A one-piece blazer and trouser. The epitome of classy-casual.

TJ wore a blouser to the hip beach bar.

by toastguy March 14, 2014

Joe Bloggs

Joe Bloggs was the name of a clothing brand which became popular during the Madchester baggy era of the late 1980's.

Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.

Teacher: "If I have nine apples and Joe Bloggs takes away three apples, how many do I have left?"
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."

by Groucho Marxist September 7, 2006

Big Girl's Blouse

A derogatory term used for a man who is a pussy or in nicer terms, a wuss, sissy or coward.

Kate Winslet was explaining to David Letterman last week about the cold water they had to shoot in while doing "Titanic", and how Leonardo DiCaprio whined and moaned about the water being too cold. She called him "A big girl's blouse".

by Christiane March 18, 2004

man blouse

A button down shirt with a pattern or style that gives it a rather femine quality.

My brother really knows how to rock a man blouse.

by KJ October 3, 2003

blogspam

A blog where the author paraphrases or copies from the original article/webpage in an attempt to increase his or her own traffic. This becomes a waste of the reader's time forcing them to click through the blog to get to the actual article. Often submitted to sites like Digg or Reddit.

"This is blogspam. Here's the link to the original story..."

by Mitchumm May 21, 2007