more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

black man having sex

RAPE

look at that black man having sex , it looks like he's raping that woman.

by black people suck June 2, 2010

black man slouch

That kind of slouch that black people typically walk with. Any white/ brown people using it are complete posers.

"Look at that guy with his black man slouch! What a poser!"

"He's rockin' the black man slouch...what a badass."

by CalebM April 14, 2010

Black man's wish

What "BMW" stands for, according to little white rascal children riding the bus in the southern US.

"Do you know what BMW stands for?"
"What?"
"BLACK MAN'S WISH!"

by hverabraud March 25, 2008

black man on the can

Basically, a joking taunt yelled when white students realize the black guy in their dormatory is inhabiting a bathroom stall.

(walks into the bathroom) Black man on the can!

by Young Love April 27, 2006

angry black man

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.

Andy couldn't decide what drink to get, so he went with the all-encompasing angry black man.

by Doomie November 27, 2004

Albino Black Man

Albino Black is not to be confused with an afro-albino. Albino Black Man is the darkest man to ever live, being forged in the heart of the sun before earth had life. Although Albino Black Man is the darkest man ever, he appears to be a white person due to his albino condition. Having been born in the heart of the sun, he possesses multiple advantages. His full range of abilities is unknown to all except Albino Black Man. He was seen to alter molecular structures to form gold, he can the ability to alter gravitational fields, and has been known to use telepathy. There are also unsubstantiated rumors Albino Black Man is not alone. There may be others.

Albino Black Man is the champion of all people except Haitians because they don't contribute anything but mangoes and AIDS.

by Beerninja December 12, 2007