blogging

Blogging: If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.

Random moron:Dude, my brain just took a massive, two-flush blogging!
Me: Shut up, idiot!
<proceed to beat up random idiot>

by death_by_snusnu September 28, 2007

Blagging

Blogging via social media for the sole intent of bragging

Take a pic of me sleeping in business class seat on this plane so I can post it to my (Social Media Account). I totes gonna be blagging 'bout dis!

by greyguy1 January 24, 2015

Blagging

To brag about yourself or something you did on your blog.

"Hey, did you read what happened to John the other day when he rescued that guy from the burning car?"

Yea... he was blagging about it"

by I'm the Greatest August 18, 2010

shit-blogging

the practice of writing disparaging things in a blog that you would never say to person face-to-face (i.e. a boss, significant other, best friend, family member).

my friend and his girl broke up after he found out she'd been shit-blogging behind his back.

by Amber M. Lee January 15, 2007

Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

Bigging

Making oneself seem funnier, more intelligent, better than you actually are in front of others by mocking another.

"He was bigging himself up, by taking the piss out of that old man."

by NotoriousRogue June 29, 2017

Blagging

Means to flex on everything you buy but no-one actually cares.

Person 1: Like my watch? Spent ten thou on it
Person 2: Stop blagging.

by WYFisapseudonym? June 16, 2018