Black Man's Blessing

The philosophy that a single person is granted permission to use casually use a derogatory phrase if one person who is in the group that the phrase is aimed towards does not find offense in it being used. Name is derived from the idea of this concept pertaining to the slur "n*gga," but can also be applicable to many other slurs, such as "f*g" or "tr*nny."

Chris: "Hey, look at that dumb n-gga smoking weed in broad daylight!"
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."

by RoxanneLalonde June 8, 2013

Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

by Safemilk March 14, 2018

sugar blessings

The hot, delicious, sugar-glazed pockets of circular dough widely known as Krispy Kreme donuts. These donuts are well known for their ability to:
~Beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried
~Possibly car wrecks when the HOT sign is on in order to receive a free donut
~Make you drive well over half an hour to reach the oasis that contains sweet and delightful Krispy Kreme donuts

Person A (ie. Jim): I could really go for some sugar blessings right now...
Person B (ie. Marty):Thats a mighty fine idea Jim! Lets go get us some of those sugar blessings!
Person A (ie. Jim): Wowza! Thanks a million Marty!

by RIPO'MALLEY November 27, 2016

blessing

you will never meet such a gamer in your life. he's a son of christ.

we should all be a lil more like blessing

by uendc09d41npij1vdnx`i0z9u-3syu October 18, 2018

Blessing

That one girl who always wears black. She's pretty, usually African or American. She also thick

I want to be a Blessing!

by Someweirdo._.ontheinternet June 27, 2020

blessen

A Blessen is an amazing guy who is cool & funny. A Blessen also likes sports especially basketball. He is also a smart & tries to be ghetto. But also he Funny & very caring. A Blessen always puts a smile on your face & brightens up your day

Woah I really want to be Blessen's friends

by BmAn January 6, 2014

blessall

when ur in a group an don't wanna say bless to everyone individually

i'm gone yea blessall

by Daniel G July 26, 2008