Clorox Bleach

An extremely potent beverage that has seen a drastic rise in fame over the last year or two, previously used to whiten white clothes in the laundry and now used virtually to commit suicide.

It's backwards usage is comparable to that of kys in which death loses relevance and becomes desirable for the user, the target, or both. Bleach is most commonly applied to oneself upon witnessing something that induces cringe.

The brand of laundry enhancers have also been known to own numerous YouTube accounts.

The song Sweatshirt by Jacob (hashtag) Saggytits is a known substance whose only cure appears to be bleach.

Viewer101: cringe
Viewer 202: I need bleach
Clorox Bleach: hello

by Flashy & Cocky May 20, 2017

brain bleach

What one might use to erase a particulary nasty image or memory.

Man, I just saw Olga in skin-tight canary-yellow stretch pants. I need to score me about five gallons of brain bleach!

by steve-f November 1, 2007

eye bleach

Fictitious product mentioned when one views a horrible image online.

After viewing a horrible picture: Please pass the eye bleach.

by lifeisharsh20 August 1, 2007

Beaner Beafer

A Gay person "Usualy a Mexican" who only has sex with other Mexican's

Dave:"Hey Robb"
Robb:"What"
Dave:"Check out thet Beaner Beafer he's not a racist but he only gets fucked by Mexican's
Robb:"Ha fucking fagget"

by Mr crime May 18, 2010

bleach drinker

Someone so unnaturally stupid that the only explanation for their stupidity is that they have been ingesting large amounts of dangerous chemicals, such as bleach, everyday since they were ten. These people are often found playing video games online and lurking discussion forums.

Bob: "This Justin Bieber kid is really cool!"

Bill: "Bob, have you been drinking bleach again?"

Jim: "Yeah Bob, you're a real bleach drinker."

by SirClabe August 2, 2010

Drink Bleach

1. go kill yourself
2. committ suicide
3. leave me alone

I hate you, go DRINK BLEACH!!!!!"

by smuee June 8, 2009

bleach breath

Having breath that smells of semen

Everyone was horrified when Ed showed up to work with bleach breath after a night out with the guys

by Furry Colon November 10, 2008