plug and blame

When you take a shit and plug the toilet, then come out and state, "Somebody plugged the toilet."

John had to poop real bad while he was at work. He ran to the office restroom and let it go. It was such a relief to let it all out, it gave him a case of the hungry shits. It also packed the toilet. When John went to flush, it didn't go down. John was in a dilemma, so he snuck out of the toilet real quick and ran to find the janitor. "Hey, Ed," John said to the janitor, "somebody plugged the toilet."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

blame canada

What you should do in case of an unfortunate incident where no one is really to blame. By far the answer to everything.

Jojo: My TV broke again!
Chris: Those damn Canadians!
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Krisite: Dangit, my "Blame Canada" sign smeared!
Lisa: Stupid Canadians!
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Roofus: My electricity bill's higher than ever!
Juliet: Those worthless eskimos are leaking our energy from the border!

by Fitzpatrick April 28, 2005

Blame domino

The phenomenon in which an employee is chastised by his or her superior and then feels compelled to chastise their inferiors. In a large organization, this can involve a large number of people falling like dominoes.

"Jones, you cretin! I just got my clock cleaned by my boss because of you. Rest assured that you will get yours now."

"Hey Smith, don't involve me in your blame domino!"

by Cirdellin January 12, 2010

BLAMA

Big Long Ass Monkey Arms

None of my shirts fit cause of my big long ass monkey arms. BLAMA life is hard.

by Nathan T Brown Fan December 27, 2019

Blame Colby

Having a bad day? Nothing is working out like it should be? Sounds like it’s Colby’s fault to me! Aba sux but really responsible? Colby!

‘My day was bad, let’s blame colby! #BlameColby’

by Kiwiklowny June 17, 2021

Blameflation

When greedy capitalists, providers, or manufactures raise prices and attribute it to staple goods.

Have you seen the prices on OnlyFans? These guys require a lot of protein to look this good; egg prices are going up and blameflation ensues!

by ThePickerIndy January 12, 2023

Body Blaming

Blaming someone for their body traits. The act of discriminating someone with abnormalities in their body.

"It is your fault you can't reach the top shelf. You're short after all." Body Blaming

Body blaming is worst than body shaming.

by ill ness November 9, 2021