Similar to a hard-drive crash, a binder crash is when five or more papers pop out of the rings of your 3" middle school binder due to the damaged, out-of-line rings. A binder crash can occur on three different levels:
Minor: 5 to 15 papers come out of the rings
Major: 16 to 36 papers come out of the rings
Extreme: 37 to ALL of the papers come out of the rings
In the event of an extreme binder crash, it will take a very long time to get everything back in order and into the rings. At this point you should consider getting a new binder. I personally have had this happen a few times, but never coming past 3/4 of a major crash.
Minor: 5 to 15 papers come out of the rings
Major: 16 to 36 papers come out of the rings
Extreme: 37 to ALL of the papers come out of the rings
In the event of an extreme binder crash, it will take a very long time to get everything back in order and into the rings. At this point you should consider getting a new binder. I personally have had this happen a few times, but never coming past 3/4 of a major crash.
by ComputerMiceAreMiceToo March 12, 2016
LITTTTTTTTTT! Probably the hottest kid around. He is a rare species of bailey and is by far the best. He is a god and if you see him, give him food because he deserves it. Some may call him a failure but they are jelly of this MLG god.
by Done 3333333333333333333 May 17, 2018
A binder full of papers that literally explodes if it is full to capacity. Typically occurs when it is full of papers, when you're in a hurry, or at a bad time; but mostly, it occurs with all three at the same time.
#1. Teacher: "Katherine, why are you late to class?"
Student: "I had a suicide binder at the end of last period, it was a real mess. Sorry!"
Student: "I had a suicide binder at the end of last period, it was a real mess. Sorry!"
by reditalia593 March 23, 2010
Hymen-Binder is the female equivilent to a cock-block.
Coming from the words hymen, symbol of a womans virginity, and bind, meaning to constrict.
'to constrict a womans sex'
hymen-binders come in many forms, from needy friends, to jelous guys, and even a womans period can be considered a natural hymen-binder
Coming from the words hymen, symbol of a womans virginity, and bind, meaning to constrict.
'to constrict a womans sex'
hymen-binders come in many forms, from needy friends, to jelous guys, and even a womans period can be considered a natural hymen-binder
by omgwtfbbq_hymen-binder October 03, 2010
things that we think are at the end of your shoe laces, they are great they stop your shoes laces from going poopy!
by libz an em June 09, 2006
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