bilzoned

Get bilzoned your mother called me on her cellphone, she got my voice as her ringtone , sk-skeleton king got a big thrown These mummies got sent to the o-zone Marry the ground you've been friendzoned ~meow~

'you just got bilzoned"
"get bilzoned"

by LilaXAnime November 14, 2021

Billow and Pillow

To smoke marijuana just before going to bed. The opposite of a wake and bake.

A true Billow and Pillow involves smoking, while in bed, and then going right to sleep, without leaving your bed.

yo, I'm gonna billow and pillow when I get home.

by Kraj Majales December 3, 2009

Bilbo Teabaggins

A hobbit who "wants his shire back," though he can never seem to explain exactly who he wants it back from.

Can usually be seen carrying a poster of Gandalf with a Hitler moustache, even though most of the other hobbits seem to think he's doing a pretty decent job as Wizard.

There goes Bilbo Teabaggins protesting again...I don't whether to feel sorry for his mental illness, or just punch him in the face.

by Herbin' Dick December 15, 2009

bilot

Tagalog term for vagina.

"Wow, Josefina has a big bilot!"

by TV's Lacy D. June 25, 2008

The Sergeant Bilco

This infamous act involves doing the traditional testy tuck, which is obviously placing your scrotum and penis between your legs.

However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.

And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco

This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.

"Oh my goodness - look at my pictures.....I've done the best example of The Sergeant Bilco"

by Sam Du Feu January 15, 2008

rachel bilson

Is now the only reason that the o.c is watched.. started off as a model now is known for being the loveable Summer Roberts.

Also used as a term as she's so hot i'd do her even though i jerked 18 times today and my dick hurts

Tom:"How was that schick u were with last night?"
Bill:"Rachel Bilson"
Tom:"Enough said"

by Allan S December 28, 2005

Bilology

The study of text messaging and word abbreviations, such as "lol", "rofl", and "idk."

Student #1 - Bro, I haven't seen you in years! How ya been?
Student #2 - Idk, just been goin to college, lol!
Student #1 - NICE! What's your major?
Student #2 - BiLOLogy!

by Kevin Heisinger April 22, 2011