"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die" R.I.P. O.D.B.
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2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
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bas-tard-ize (Verb)
1. To diminish the quality or character of;
2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize
3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.
1. To diminish the quality or character of;
2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize
3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.
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I gave my girl a greasy bastard last night
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut
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