Bergen County Moms Group

A place where a a whole group of trashy moms join that assume the other moms are doctors. They sell things for cheap and complain and take their kids to the ER and Urgent Care A LOT

This stupid mom on the Bergen County Moms Group is taking their kid to the ER with a 99 degree fever like is she STUPID

by Child that has seen it all January 3, 2019

Bergen County Jail

A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.

*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.

by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011

Bergen Academies

Flex Tape! The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex Tape is no ordinary tape. It's triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to surfaces, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause MAJOR damage, but flex tape grips on tight and bonds instantly. PLUS, Flex Tape's powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas without draining them. Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers, and RVs. Flex Tape is super strong and once it's on, it holds on tight. And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps it's grip even in the toughest conditions. Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide so you can easily fix large holes. To show you the power of Flex Tape, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only Flex Tape. Not only does Flex Tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong, water-tight seal so the inside is completely dry. Just cut, peel, stick, and seal. Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only Flex Tape. Bergen Academies.

by PhilSwift69 July 8, 2021

thomas bergen

A guy who is constantly butthurt and thinks you're talking shit about him.

"ARE YOU GUYS TALKING SHIT"
No, stop being such a Thomas Bergen.

by Jakethegardensnake March 15, 2016

Bergen private gymnas

Bergen private gymnas is a high school in Bergen. Bergen private gymnas lays next to the worst school in the world “Metis”. We also call Bergen private gymnas “Bpg”. Bpg is the best school in Norway.

You see all those cool kids, they must be going to Bergen private gymnas.

by Metissuger67 November 6, 2019

The Bergen Betrayal

A prophecy in the future about betrayal, ultimate deception, and a broken brotherhood that was destined for greatness and prosperity.

I fear for The Bergen Betrayal, it is going to happen.

by 𝕃𝕖 𝕆𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕖 August 8, 2022

dirty Bergen

To have a tiny penis and no testicles with a desire for large puss oozing buttholes

He acted like a dirty Bergen when he licked that butt

by anonymous March 12, 2025