belgian mustache

When you place a interesstingly groomed set of balls on the upper lip of your partner

She could not see through my Arabian goggles so I gave her a Belgian mustache

by Baron Mustache December 8, 2015

belgian bun

A front wedgie, where your genitals are squashed upwards and look like a Belgian bun.

Richard gave Ross a belgian bun, which made his tummy feel funny!

by Big Richard Harris January 15, 2016

belgian landmines

Undetected dogshit. Poop waiting to attack your shoe.

Watch out! the owner has a dog. Be careful of the Belgian landmines

by real123 July 12, 2006

BELGIAN WAFFLES

The only known cure to prostate cancer.

It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.


GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!

by squadala!! January 15, 2009

belgian burn

The act of lighting your pubic hair AND your partner's pubic hair on fire, then having sex while the fire is burning.

I belgian burned my girl last night. We both have horrible 3rd degree burns now.

by Z.R.P. December 1, 2007

Belgian Waffle

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.

I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.

by abu kadabi May 16, 2006

Belgian Latte

1. An anal 'cream pie' - when a man ejaculates into his partner's anus, and the resulting load drips down.

'That's a nice belgian latte I just made you there, honey'

by bx83 February 6, 2013