Belgian Blindfold

When you sit across a girls face and let your "spuds o' love" cover her eyes and pop your man-meast in her mouth at the same time.

I gave her a Belgian Blindfold last night. she didn't even see it coming

by spider_bifida November 13, 2009

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Belgian Back Hander

A traditional style of wanking originating from Belgium. This is practiced in the shower and can be tricky! you must have one foot in the bath and the other raised on the side of bath. You give it the berries by putting your arm round the back of the raised leg and jack yourself off in a backwards hand (knuckles facing up!), hence the name Belgium Back hander.

I was bored last night, had a great "Belgian Back Hander" and got an early night..................

by BUSTIAN August 21, 2011

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belgian mustache

When you place a interesstingly groomed set of balls on the upper lip of your partner

She could not see through my Arabian goggles so I gave her a Belgian mustache

by Baron Mustache December 8, 2015

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Belgian Hot-dog

To ejaculate on a man's penis whilst it's places between the cheeks of another person.

Guy 1: I didn't think he was gay.
Guy 2: Obviously he is, we made a Belgian Hot-dog the other day

by The Colombian Kiddy Fiddler May 16, 2017

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belgian space docking

Pooping from one man's butthole into another. Preferably with the men stacked vertically.

I tried some Belgian space docking with Toby but my foot slipped and now he has chunky peanut butter all in his chest hair.

by Peteygthing June 5, 2020

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Belgian Bill

A Belgian Bill is where you fornicate with yourself using frozen faeces for anal pleasure.

You've been Belgian Billed

by B33tl3p1mpju1c3 September 11, 2020

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Belgian Twat

A word used to insult a Belgian

Example: Open your eyes you Belgian Twat

Conversation Examples:
Gordon: Where's JP? JP?
Jean-Philippe: Yes Chef?
Gordon: What is that? (Referring to Barrett's writing)
Jean-Philippe: Sorry Chef
Gordon: Yeah, hey, take him and you back to Belgium you Belgian twat.
Jean-Philippe referring to Barrett: Yeah thanks a lot

by Ralph_69 August 25, 2022

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