dirty belgian

Man who lies about penis size so much the female laughs and leaves forcing forementioned liar to self pleasure, then create further lies to friends about his evening.

Johnny did the dirty belgian, conned Tracy into bed before she found out about it

by hercule poirot March 23, 2015

belgian bun

A front wedgie, where your genitals are squashed upwards and look like a Belgian bun.

Richard gave Ross a belgian bun, which made his tummy feel funny!

by Big Richard Harris November 11, 2015

belgian landmines

Undetected dogshit. Poop waiting to attack your shoe.

Watch out! the owner has a dog. Be careful of the Belgian landmines

by real123 July 12, 2006

BELGIAN WAFFLES

The only known cure to prostate cancer.

It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.


GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!

by squadala!! January 16, 2009

belgian burn

The act of lighting your pubic hair AND your partner's pubic hair on fire, then having sex while the fire is burning.

I belgian burned my girl last night. We both have horrible 3rd degree burns now.

by Z.R.P. November 08, 2007

Belgian Waffle

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.

I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.

by abu kadabi May 07, 2006

Belgian Latte

1. An anal 'cream pie' - when a man ejaculates into his partner's anus, and the resulting load drips down.

'That's a nice belgian latte I just made you there, honey'

by bx83 February 07, 2013