belfast

Belfast , city full of wonders!! beautiful archtecture such as the Antrim Road police station! Beautiful wall paintings depicting masked men with AK-47s Low crime rate , home of George Best the Titanic and the Ulster Fry. Well nuff of that bullshit... Its basically a crap city with decent shops wall paintings and massive fucking police stations. The police cars r well cool tho , armoured land rovers , they fuckin kick ass! (Apart from the fact they now look like ice cream vans and are full of police officers of corse!) Can be good craic here although ethnic minorities are treated as outcasts. Full of spides and millys , easily spotted by big earings fake burberry and crappy tracksuits. Home of many football clubs and Ulster Rugby. Linfield and Glentoran (the two main football teams) are VERY loyalist , Ulster Rugby is mixed and trys yo promote cross community activities

mON WILL big mawn!!! ill get ur nees dun ne mroe of ur shite!

by Darren March 31, 2005

Belfast monocle

Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep

i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown

by Bonjovi1991 February 17, 2009

East Belfast

A section of Belfast in which the Harland & Wolff shipyards are located, birthplace of 'Titanic'.

"East, east, east Belfast"

by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

The Jordan Belfort

The act of hitting a girl from behind, pulling out, nutting on her ass and then snorting the nut off.

Micheal: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Dan: I gave my girlfriend The Jordan Belfort, and now I can't smell anything!
Micheal: Lucky you! When I tried The Jordan Belfort all I got was a slap in the face!

by Micheal69420lol May 9, 2021

belfie

A selfie taken while sipping a beer or other alcoholic beverage.

Kathleen was drunk af yet still managed a red solo cup belfie.

by thisbat2222 August 5, 2015

Belfast Kiss

During a fight, or just as a surprise, a Belfast Kiss is when someone smacks someone else in the face with their forehead.

"Holy crap, O'Toole just gave Mack a Belfast Kiss and he broke his nose!"

by Moose111 April 29, 2006

belfield

A unsourced slang for a disease for a penis under 1 inch. Commonly transmitted by homosexual male activity. Once it has been transmited the reciever usually develops an annoying habit of inviting himself to places and never shares any Alcohol in the desperate hope of having his penis growing.

"oooooh pooor chris i heard he had a belfield "

by Fingerbang December 16, 2007