Beijing it up

when a complete fob mangles the english languge so it sounds like a cross between jibberish and parseltounge"

Those chinese guys at work really beijing it up..

Beijing it up by Pseudonym now April 21, 2009

Beijing Sunrise 

the sexual act of stashing a woman's used tampon (still wet) and then recieving oral sex. Once you blow your load in her eye's, when she starts to open them and is squinting, you slap her in the face with her used tampon.

"Hey why are you wearing those sunglasses?"
I got a Beijing sunrise last night."

"Dude, I saw your girlfriend squinting today."
"Yeah, I gave her a Beijing sunrise last night and she hasn't been able to see all day."

Beijing Sunrise by F140s January 18, 2009

beijing cocktail 

A potentially lethal concoction that makes one realize what one really wants out of life.

Billy was naive, so we gave him a beijing cocktail to open his eyes a bit.

It takes a beijing cocktail to wake up a kid.

beijing cocktail by yjk August 13, 2006

Beijing Meat Grinder 

When one parts their lips, keeping the teeth clenched, while their sexual partner defecates through their teeth

Jenny gave Harry a Beijing Meat Grinder, his teeth were stained for weeks!

Beijing Meat Grinder by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010

Beijing Pancake 

The most vulgar and unsanitary sexual act ever preformed. The kind of act that people won't even mention when telling The Aristocrats.

Realizing that necro-pedi-pyro-zoophilia was already played out, he once attempted the Beijing Pancake.

Beijing Pancake by Xaq Fixx September 18, 2008

Beijing bathhouse 

The art of shitting in a towel, peeing on it, and placing on top of the hot rocks in a sauna.

Tom got us with the Beijing bathhouse again!

Beijing bathhouse by Charlie and corey April 11, 2010

Beijing Surprise 

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.

Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.

Beijing Surprise by theunicorn August 20, 2012