befoolery

utter craziness; when someone's trying to be sneaky.

The fact that that chick tried to go to that concert without me was straight up befoolery.

by ClearBleac May 12, 2010

Beifong

A fictional family in the hit Nickelodeon TV show Avatar: The Last Airbender. It is well-known across the Avatar: The Last Airbender world. The members are very rich. Originating in Gaoling, in the Earth Kingdom, The Beifong family has always been treated as somewhat of royalty. Possibly the most notable member of this family is Toph Beifong, a blind earth bending girl who was misunderstood by her parents, so she left home to join the Avatar and his friends on a journey to defeat Fire Lord Ozai and restore balance to the world. In the show's sequel, The Legend of Korra, Toph has been revealed to have two daughters: Lin and Suyin. Lin was always stubborn like her mother, Toph, but Suyin was not as much like her mother. Toph became Chief of Police of Republic City and after she resigned, her daughter Lin took over. Suyin left Republic City, founded her own city called Zaofu, a city made out of metal (since Toph was known for inventing metalbending). Suyin married an architect named Bataar and had five children: Bataar Jr., Huan, Opal, Wei, and Wing. Lin and Suyin always fought for their mother's attention, but in Season 3 Episode "Old Wounds" they fought, blew off steam, and then forgave each other. Soon after that, the Beifong family helped fight against Zaheer and the rest of the Red Lotus, and later fight against Kuvira and the Earth Empire.

The Beifong family escaped Kuvira's prison right out of Zaofu.

by RobagNetwork March 8, 2015

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite May 21, 2011

Boys Before Flowers

A very popular south korean drama about a poor girl going to a rich school and meeting KOREA'S F4. Goo Joon Pyo(Lee Min Ho), So Yi Jung(Kim Bum), Song Woobin(Kim Joon), and Yoon JiHoo(Kim Hyun Joong).

I love BOYS BEFORE FLOWERS!~

by ilovegoojoonpyo<33 March 6, 2009

sisters before misters

The girl rule that your friends are always more important than your boyfriends. Basically the girl version of bros before hoes, except the title doesn't sound like an insult to women. Also, there's an unwritten sub-rule: if you catch your friend's boyfriend cheating, YOU MUST TELL HER ASAP!

Sometimes called chicks before dicks.

Amy's boyfriend was being such a jerk to her BFF, so she dumped him, even though she still really liked him. What an awesome friend Amy is, putting sisters before misters like that!

by Disvan November 26, 2010

all before lunch

A qualifying phrase intended to illustrate that someone has done a great deal in a short time... i.e: between the hours of 9 and 12, the shorter "half" of the workday.

Used sarcastically, sort of a "that's it?" illustrator.

I've researched the Abraham case on WestLaw and Lexis, ordered new office software for the front desk, sat three new client consultations, run to the courthouse and filed our motions, and had my oil changed on the way back, all before lunch.

Sarcastically: Hey, I called the office supplies place and ordered the pens you asked for. "Wow... All that before lunch?"

by Honor June 23, 2004

bros before hoes

Any friend should come before the person you are finessing. This applies with all girls and boys!

you: hey wanna hang out during lunch?
friend: i can’t i’m hanging out with veronica during lunch.
you: but bros before hoes
friend: you’re right!

by turdsbucket June 6, 2018