Beezorp

A brown haired child you will end up being the center attraction for creepypasta. She either came from hell or the other plains of time and space... she is a strange one. She can act childish, but be quite sinister. If you woke up seeing her at 3:33 am you would be horrified but also not really surprised.

Is... that Beezorp??

I wonder where she came from...
Guys, I think she is a queen!!
She is a demon, alien, witch combined into one!
DUUUUUUDDDEE

by <3Conspriacies <3 March 10, 2019

beertrender

Someone who gets too excited and focused on whatever new beer trend and raves about how great it is despite not knowing much about the complexities and specific differences within it.

Jayson: "Bro! We gotta go to St. Olaf's tonight! They have that new Sour Stout sesh!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"

by von groovy August 10, 2019

beeford

A village full of old stingy moaning bastards, you mayswell call it a fucking care home

Went to beeford today

Oh really didn't get lectured by an old cunt did you?

by Silence1772 January 16, 2020

beefore

Prior to when you gave up eating red meat.

Hägar the Horrible: Da local "health-food hippie" nutrition-guru suggested dat I "go veggie" in an effort to curb my voracious appetite, but said dietary changes haven't helped my hunger-pangs one bit --- if anything, I feel even more ravenous than beefore!

by QuacksO May 13, 2020

beerrigation

Refers to da voluminous "watering" dat occurs when several big dudes drink copious quantities of Buds and Coors and then majorly "drain their radiators" on da ground afterwards.

In da famous song "Second Week Of Deer Camp" by "Da Yoopers", they speak of da guys having created "a ring of yellow snow" all around da hunting camp due to their frequent intervals of beerrigation throughout their days of indolent debauchery --- "We drink, play cards, and shoot da bull, but never shoot no deer".

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

berror

a berror is someone who wants to do things with inanimate items

"she wants to do want with the remote?!?!?, omg she's such a berror!"

by waterframe March 14, 2022

Beeroff

A Beeroff, Beer-off or Beer off is a colloquialism for an "OFF-LICENCE", commonly shortened to "Offy", a shop or other commercial outlet which is allowed to sell beer, wines and spirits to be consumed OFF the premises, unlike pubs, bars and similar places which are LICENCED to sell alcoholic beverages to be consumed ON the premises.

I'm just popping round to the beeroff to grab a few tinnies of lager.

by grandadsteve1963 December 14, 2022