Noun: (bee-ja mick-gee-ves) beej mcgeevs refers to receiving oral sex from a girl. An extrapolated version of BJ, which of course is a shortened version of blow job, which is of course slang for oral sex.
Derek: "Yo, my dude, you pipe that last night?"
Mike: "Nah braj, she just gave me a beej mcgeevs"
Other usage:
Sam: "I'll take a beej mcgeevs from Anyone"
Eddie: "Even a one armed broad?"
Sam: "Anyone...."
Mike: "Nah braj, she just gave me a beej mcgeevs"
Other usage:
Sam: "I'll take a beej mcgeevs from Anyone"
Eddie: "Even a one armed broad?"
Sam: "Anyone...."
by MattyMeds November 01, 2013
A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.
This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.
This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.
by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 26, 2021
by Bsaga December 02, 2009
When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej
by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020
by marcelinezz February 12, 2025
The character Beetlejuice that is from the broadway musical. This Particular Beej is a sweet little demon boi who just wants a friend but everyone keeps leaving him, His mother Juno chose the booze, and Lydia his underage bride killed him right after bringing him alive. He is Played by the wonderful Alex Brightman who most members of the fandom would do anything to meet him and give Beej a hug.
Lydia: Hey Beej!
Beej: Lydia?
Lydia: What's wrong sugar lumps? Thought I wouldn't come back?
Beej: Well you literally jumped into hell to get away from me.
Beej: Lydia?
Lydia: What's wrong sugar lumps? Thought I wouldn't come back?
Beej: Well you literally jumped into hell to get away from me.
by _look_at_this_crib_ October 30, 2019
Beej (noun): A notorious group of lively and energetic young adults known for their adventurous spirit, mischievous antics, and readiness to have fun at any given moment. Characterized by their loud laughter, carefree attitude, and ability to bring excitement wherever they go, a "beej" thrives on camaraderie, spontaneity, and living life to the fullest. Often remembered for leaving behind stories of unforgettable escapades.
by Tim Pritchard January 15, 2025