batin

Short for masturbating. A person or people that are being lazy and unresponsive. People (or a person) that take an annoyingly long amount of time to do something.

Dave must be batin, because he is taking forever to get to the theater.

The office took three weeks to process my paperwork cuz they were batin.

by *shoeless* October 26, 2008

bateing

Masterbating

Go away “bateing”

by Diggler1984 May 15, 2018

Batfink

Mainly nocturnal socialite that can often be found in the deepest darkest depths of the grimiest club and everywhere else.
This is a person seemingly untouched by the constant abuse of drugs and alcohol and always comes out of situations unscathed.

"Yo that Liam dude is a Batfink!" "Word!"

by Shottingham August 28, 2009

Bating

To pleasure yourself sexually. Usually used in context of a joke.

Maybe you would've had more time if you weren't in the shower bating for an hour!

by McGarry June 17, 2009

bathing suit

this is basically just water-proof underwear if u think about it.

taylor: guess what?
kim: what?
taylor: your so-called bathing suit is actually just like underwear that's really colorful and water-proof at the moment.
kim: i now feel exposed.
kim's mother: take that off right now!

by fall4u~ August 18, 2008

batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

YouTube Bating

The Act of Masturbating to some random ass YouTube video; Mosty done while casually masturbating or out of boredom

*Thomas jerking off while on YouTube *

Carl: Thomas what are you doing jerking off to a makeup tutorial?

Thomas: Oh I'm just YouTube bating.

by billy Bob17 February 11, 2017