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batsoup crazy

The superlative form for batshit crazy which is denoting the absolute worst that could happen, or the worst state someone or something could be in.
Friend : " Bro. 2012 was when the Mayans predicted the world would end, sure it didn't... But have we ever felt alive since?"

Me: "The Mayans were just dyslexic. From how batsoup crazy 2020 is, I think they meant the world would end in 2021"
by Pyritejet March 25, 2020
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batshit crazy

The woman in the riddle below, is batshit crazy, no further explanation needed.

A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?

The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.
You kill your sister to get your crushes phone number?! You batshit crazyyyyyyy.
by Bats shit, sometimes. August 14, 2023
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Cornish Basty

An illegitamate child born out of wedlock in Cornwall, UK
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Batey

A rather posh, old-fashioned way of expressing someone's unhappiness. The closest equivalents would be CROSS or MAD.
From the Derek & Clive album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) :

CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"
by CrazyToad August 5, 2018
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Battyboy

Gay person. This is the word used in jamaica. Where gays are murdered and not welcome.
"Gway battyboy, mi no want u ya! bomboclaate!"
by Ken Bailey August 21, 2008
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batson

(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see His Royal Highness Batson yesterday?"
Person 2: "yeah, I learned some shit, dog."
Person 1: "Word."
by theteller November 2, 2008
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batty wash

Jamaican slang for any stimulation of the anus with the tongue.
That girl you just kissed is known for her love of giving men batty wash
by ja-bwoy December 1, 2006
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