Bautista

1. a family that is very loud and crazy but loving and fun.
2. a last name/typically a Spanish or Hispanic last name

you would love to be a part of the Bautista family.

by mia a.b April 18, 2017

Mario Bautista

I assume if your looking this name up its about Mario Bautista from vine. Dark hair, Dark eyed, extremely hot boy. He is a singer, manly, and he love his Bautisters. Mario Bautista are VERY protective and can get easily jealous. Along with that, he also gives 100% all the time to whatever he is doing. Even when he does stupid or funny things he always looks cute. He's only 20 years old but he's fine asf.

-Do you see that hot and handsome guy with that perfect smile?

-OMG yes... That's a Mario Bautista!

twitter: LomlMABG_

by Bautister November 6, 2016

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

baristae

A hypercorrect false Latin plural of 'barista.' Typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.

1. Baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.

2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.

by snellite February 7, 2013

Jose Bautista

No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)

Jose Bautista just hit another homer for the Blue Jays.

by BAUTISTA#19 July 13, 2011

barista

1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving espresso.
2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.
(Italian for "bartender.")

It's essential for a barista working at Starbucks to know the difference between a latte and an espresso.

by Mary October 21, 2003

barista bomb

When a barista throws a drink and slams a person into the ground

He's getting barista bombed!

by Jusitn86 July 1, 2017