bastardized

The action of turning someone into a bastard. Usually involving murder or other form of homicide.

That girl used to call him daddy so I bastardized her!

by Facts Machine August 22, 2023

Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

bastardness

Something that was dumb or screwed up.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

bastardising

When a person or animal excreets.

"In a chav's household you may even catch sight of a mangy cat bastardising under the dining room table!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

Bastardian

A unit of measure above a Metric Fuckton, used when talking about an amount of awesome gained by a righteous act or defeating a foe.

Dude, I ate a meal of Bastardian proportions earlier.

Guy 1: Imagine if I fought Bubba outside school later.
Guy 2: That would be a Bastardian fight, even if his arm is broken.

by Bubba Buckelew December 3, 2009

bastardization

The corruption that occurs to something when it it gets tainted by something else.

Trump winning the presidency through the electoral college is a bastardization of true democracy.

by dillmon December 5, 2016