bastard

An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.

He ran like a bastard
It's blowing 40 bastards
It's a bastard of a day

by harro123 February 26, 2011

bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.

Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.

"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."

by DuexTres March 31, 2009

bastardization

The act of changing a word to suit your own needs.

I bastardized BUDDY into BUDZ; sounds better and saves a syllable!

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

Bastards

Usually known as children born before the parents are married; Sometimes used to name the many sperm cells after a good fuck; The people that kill Kenny, which includes his friends, death, god (please remember this is South Park), and even himself; anyone who acts far beyond the range of a regular jackass, asshole, or overall ass who gets on your nerves alot, and I do mean ALOT.

-Those Bastards in online games keep stealing all my stuff.
-GET THOSE BASTARDS
-Damn, The bed is covered in bastards.

by Boltstrike December 5, 2007

bastard

n, A person whose actions are motivated out of necessity rather than a moral code based around being perceived as nice or good.

antonym: dreamer

Movie: Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
Stuck in the desert with dwindling water supplies, Elliott (the bastard) executes an injered enemy against the wishes of the other suvivors, as he would die eventually anyway and they would have no chance of surviving were they to share water with him.

by Dyslexic Bibliophile May 8, 2007

Bastardic

Bastard-like; something a bastard might do

EXAMPLE 1:
X: "Yeh, he put loads of gravel in my running shoes so I lost the year group race..."
Y: "That's just bastardic!"

EXAMPLE 2:
X: "I spent the entire night whining about Tommy. He really annoys me."
Y: "He's your best friend! You can be quite bastardic at times, y'know that?"

by Lansing108 January 11, 2009