basilix

A particular species of human that does not engage in masturbation.

Mate, John told me he never fapped.

Really? That's a Basilix

by Snakebone October 27, 2017

basiliskek

The best man ever.
He is funny.
Sexy.
Like a playboy.
~Stephen Hawking 1995

You are like a Basiliskek

by 3247iuujfhgdas November 25, 2017

Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"

Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.

by Russell J June 23, 2018

Basiitism

A monotheistic religion with the belief that Basit made order in the universe. In order to gain trust in life, you must chant the following phrase; “We love Basit!”.

According to eye-witness accounts, Basit is often in sightings, only appearing when you are eating, drinking, or playing. To please Basit, you must trade him food, specifically pop tarts. School is the main place of worship.

HOW TO BE A FOLLOWER OF BASIITISM:

1) Get accepted to the religion by priests (students who have full faith in Basit).
2) Chant “We Love Basit!” at least 12 times a day.

The whole school is part of Basiitism. How lucky am I to exist during this generation, huh?

by RockBroccoli101 September 27, 2019

basification

To lower the bar of a topic of conversation or otherwise; to make basic.

Karen has a PHD in basification.

by NotEinstein November 12, 2020

Basilisk

A basilisk is a step up from a ‘gammon’, normally an older white man who still holds views from the 1930’s. He differs from the common British gammon as he is intelligently cruel and has probably become successful off the back of his cunty racist disposition; if the gammon is pink and noisily prejudiced, the basilisk is a grey cured sausage of thinly-veiled hateful bastardness. As the gammon matures, he becomes saggier and infinitely more bigoted, resulting in the birth of mankind’s subspecies of ultimate wankers, the basilisk.

Did you see that Giles Brandreth on QI? He ruined the entire fucking thing, the basilisk cunt.

by BunyanBowl January 14, 2021

Basilite

To follow in the practices of our holy father Basil: to deepen one's voice artificially and constantly, so that our already immense egos might grow bigger

I can't believe how stupid all of your friends were to join in the Basilites. There's no reason to make your voice deeper!

by 1W;0f;2Y;7u;3L;16w;4A;6h April 11, 2021