balloon land

The place where balloons fly off to when they are either lost or popped. This land was invented by great philosipher Rhiannon Lloyd and is even further away than mars. Balloon land is a very peaceful place without war.

"Dont worry sally, its sad that your balloon has gone, i know, but its gone to a better place"

by Rhiannon Lloyd January 19, 2004

balloon boy

the son of an attention whore.

Rick: "My dad wants me to hide in the attic!"

Jeff: "Congrats Rick! You are now an official balloon boy"

by Jeff Cancer October 19, 2009

dropped like a lead balloon

1. "Dropped like a lead balloon" is a phrase, not a word, but it is none the less an old expression that means literally and/or figuratively that something will not fly. That it will drop like a rock, etc...

He told the boss his new idea for the ad campaign and it dropped like a lead balloon. There was no way that the boss would approve such a risky & shoddy scheme.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

Balloon Payment

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.

Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.

by Wally Krunk from the grave March 27, 2016

Balloon Pussy

The art of fucking vigorously until the ladies vagina inflates like a balloon

Girl I just fucked Vincent now I’m suffering from balloon pussy

You hear about Raquel and Dj? I heard he gave her balloon pussy last night.

by Face Throttle October 26, 2018

Balgowlah Boys

Balgowlah Boys is a major gang-affiliated high school. It is also known as the concrete jungle or the Bally Brothel. Its good to call it a high school since about 65% of the students come into school fried. Its commonly known for gang business in the G block bathroom. Aswell as the teachers giving a good hand under the desk.

Look its that kid from Balgowlah Boys, He looks like a fried gangster. hope he doesnt stab me

by BallyBredrin69 May 19, 2022

Denver Balloon

The act of creeping up on your sleeping spouse, then spreading your ass-cheeks wide open and in one swift movement, locking your anus-lips to their mouth-lips and letting go with a bowel shattering fart, thus causing your spouse's cheeks to balloon out to full capacity for a split second or two.

dude, i gave my wife a sick Denver balloon last night. I laughed for hours.

by beaver stretcher March 5, 2013