Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Edward Ballinger

To be violently sick at a mates house, then fall unconscious with your boxers down.

Person 1: wtf happened last night? I just woke up in my moms bed…
Person 2: you pulled an Edward Ballinger, u fucking retard.

by OliverJarvis January 8, 2023

ballet

The highest sense of dancing. The highest sense of art in general. Movements made by beautiful dancers with elegance and poise.

"If ballet were any easier it would be called football." ~anonymous

by LiLChInEsEQt October 9, 2003

Colleen Ballinger

Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".

Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"

Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.

Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7

by EEPIC July 14, 2023

ballin out

To spend exorbitant amounts of money. Usually with the confines of a one rediculously drunken evening. Often accompanied by sluts, assorted bling, and no regard for any type of human reason.

Yo, we ballin out tonight or what?

by billy bo September 15, 2006

Sauget Ballet

A term used to describe any of your finer gentlemen's clubs found on the east side of St. Louis. These strip clubs can primarily be found in Sauget and Washington Park.

What are you doing tonight? I am going over to the East Side to the Sauget Ballet to see some titties.

by cbag December 24, 2007

ballicle

The weird little bumps on a guy's balls where hair grows from.

A hair follicle, but on one's balls.

Bob: "Dude, these little bumps on my balls look like a bunch of zits."

Jeffery: "No dude, those are your ballicles."

Bob: "Oh good, I thought I had herpes for a second."

by eugaet21 January 13, 2011